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| ok ok, check this out:
i've been looking for.... about 3 years to find the intro to quake 2
and i JUST found it on some crazy german forum... its 55% complete
65%
oh man, best day of my life
i'm looking for a way to upload it on my space so you loosers can see it and be obsessed like i am.
oh and if you have ever played natural selection, i have a picture you'll like to see
oh man 80%
uhhhh i was going to say something else important..... yarrr.....
oh yeah, the intro to quake2 is one of the best intros to any game, ever
its right up there with freelancer
ah! its done
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| wow, this is my 454th day on xanga, dear god
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| anyone hear about able danger?
yeah..... clintons are... awesome.... well, there you go. | | |
| According to a funny little book written by a few people who were off
their nut, the Earth was created in six days by a larger being who was
quite lazy, using the valuable seventh day to take a nap of godly
proportions. So, the Earth was created.
This, in turn, angered a lot of people, and has widely been considered a bad idea.
Much like the creation of the Universe, which was done by equally lazy Deities.
See, the creation of the Earth made people so angry, they tried to
find ways of making it go away. From the Great Crusade (A cover to try
and find the center of the Earth and hit it with metal objects until it
exploded) to World War II (Hitler had the idea that if he killed enough
people, God would get angry and cause a great flood or something.)
Every time, these individuals have failed, and have been labeled as
miserable failures for everything. Ever.
Somehow, the Earth lived through all this nonsense without flinging
itself into the sun. Still, on the morning of the tenth year of the
twenty first century, things went wrong.
For starters, it was a Monday. So, most people trudged to work (A
recent law had passed because some religious group called all other
holidays unethical, and Christmas was to be the only Holiday. Seeing as
how the current president was head of the Lol Church of Texas, this
passed with ease.) half drunk. The other half drooled on their
keyboards. This set into motion the gears that would bring an end to
the world.
For on Monday afternoon, a rat crawled into the Wall Street
building’s servers and took a shit on the hard drive, nibbling on some
wires and dying, just like rats normally do. This causes the computers
to explode in various ways, and many people are killed by flying
plastic. This caused everyone to stop, get out of their cars, and roll
around on the ground for a good five minutes.
No one knows why, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tuesday was spent lighting New York on fire, and eating cake.
The biggest disaster, however, happened Wednesday Morning, when the
internet took a flying leap into the ocean. This caused multitudes of
creeps, geeks, and other rather odd people to leave their houses for
the first time, where they were quickly hit by buses, for it was Drive
on the Sidewalk day.
On Thursday, people started to explode in the street. In fact, the end of the world involved a lot of exploding and death.
On Friday, however. The world just ended.
In fact, the world ended for many years. During this time, people hid in buildings, caves, and oversized computer cases.
Two years after the world ended, it stopped ending, and promptly
rained all over the place. This made the dead very mad, causing them to
get up and start kicking ass left and right.
Too bad this has nothing to do with God Damned Undead.
See, there are zombies walking around. And it’s your job to make them not walk around. Here’s a shotgun. Have fun.
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| wow, ok check it out everyone;
stop being stupid
to help you with this new state of being, i'll give a few examples
stop telling me about how you got wasted and how it was so cool, i dont want to hear it, its just stupid
next, for the love of god stop telling me about your drug affairs. its
not going to win you ANY points with me, i have already stated that i
dont like people who do drugs- no exceptions, i dont want to hear it
third is; stop calling me an ass hole, i cant stress this one enough.
if you look above, i'm already quite aware of my harsh demands and
chances are that i already know how much of an ass hole i am, so dont
even waste your time.
ok thats it for now
just dont be dumb... please?
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